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FOX
Nov 4, 2013 11:00pm EST
i don't know. you're my mush-mush? it's ok. i'm sorry, was i hurting you? sometimes i don't know my own strength. you and your big mitts. that's why we can't have pets. [polite laughter] my funny lady. look out for mr. big hands. ok, i'm going to bed. all right. we'll keep it down out here. oh, do whatever you want. good night, guys. always good to see you. bobby, tonight, could you not plop into bed? sometimes i wake up in midair. ok, you got it. no plopping. night, mushy-mush-mush. [slams door] so, robert. i love what you guys-- no, no, seriously. we've got to keep it down. [yawning] ah. whoo. whoo, boy. i am tuckered out. you guys want to play monopoly or something? shouldn't you be getting home? well, i really have to make sure that joanne is in a real deep sleep, you know, 'cause i kind of have the tendency to plop into bed. yeah, mush-mush to us. hey, i know. how about pictionary? i'll get a sketch pad. oh, don't you feel bad for robert? i--i feel bad for you, 'cause i'm going to bed. now, wait a minute. wait. listen, you've got to talk to robert. he's so unhappy with joanne.
FOX
Nov 13, 2013 11:00pm EST
kidding me? no, i -- wait. you're right. it a minut skip the dancing. we don't tal to each otr all night, noand now u justwanto have sex? it a minut skip the dancing. not just. , yeahye. come on, wtalked. "this butt is the peect temperate/densitwas i wrong? you know what? we have nothing to say to each other. all we do is talk about the ki or tell stories we've heard over and or and er.what stories? robert swallowing that damn e -- ve hrd thastupid story a million times, ery time you see honey or a bee or aerson wi a puffy face. ery time you see honey oyeah, at's a million. or howbout thee your dad put a possumy in your tentt's a million. during a camping tri d you literay jumped out your skin? what? it was scary. yeah, that's not literally. you lirally jump out of your in, you're dead. body outf skindead. how about you? you're always telling me about the story where you wore purple shoes and your feet sweated and they turned purple. "it was like i was making wine." that's not funny. i know, see? we have nothing talk about we, we're talking now. and you don'ethis is great. al
FOX
Nov 6, 2013 11:00pm EST
're missin' it! ♪ la donna mobile, qual piu ma vento ♪ i-i've never seen him like this -- so happy. i don't like it. hi, daddy! hi, daddy! hi, daddy! hey, what did you do, feed the ducks or somethin'? you want to feed them with us tomorrow? yeah, maybe. i don't know. we'll see. yeah, yeah, daddy's very busy, you guys. he really doesn't have time for fun this trip. he has a lot of moping to do, which is quite time consuming. all right, give me a break, please. why don't you give me a break, huh?! i thought that this could be a time for all of us to be together! all right, listen, i can't do this right now, because i promised my mother we'd take a walk. t-that's true, dear. have a nice time. i'm so glad we could do this, raymond. you really seem to need it. need what? this -- just the two of us walking and talking. you know, we never get a chance to talk. we don't? no, not like this. we rarely get a chance to just talk -- no interruptions, distractions, deb-- anyway...first of all, i'm feeling a little bit upset about something. that water is kind of nice, huh? it's beautiful. i'
FOX
Nov 5, 2013 11:00pm EST
. yeah. oh! that room's kind of small, though, don't you think? i mean, we're gonna be jammed in there with the kids for two weeks. did you look at the place, really? it's all kind of...old. it's -- it's just... this -- this is not the ideal vacation for a guy who works like a dog his whole year. [ sniffling ] it's chilly now. i'm goin' in. my nose is runnin' here. [ sniffling ] [ italian accent ] i speak english little. oh, yeah? hey, beautiful. i'm glad you're here. is better. not so much meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh! what? meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh! oh, i get it. yeah. [ high-pitched voice ] bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah! sí. bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah! meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh! bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah! meh-meh-meh-meh-meh-meh! ha ha ha ha! heh heh heh heh hey! bah-bah-bah-bah-bah-bah. all right, everyone. we don't have time to dawdle. oh. we've got to start sight-seeing if we're gonna stick to my itinery. get up, frank. come on, everyone. we're gonna have fun -- fun with grandma! come on, come on. whoo! here we go. she did pay for the trip. and now we pay. marie: who wants the best ice cr
FOX
Nov 7, 2013 12:35am EST
great, and i want to tell you something. - hey, boss, you gotta jump on a delivery. - i don't do that anymore. - that's what they told me. - [sighs] all right, let's get this over with. - you looking for fun? it just found you! whoo! [laughs] [engine turning] here we go! yeah! ♪ filming a card to send to the fam. ♪ ♪ singing carol-oke with my best friends. ♪ ♪ hanging out with mom, ♪ making ninjabread men all day, ♪ ♪ oh oh oh oh ♪ that's my kind of holiday, ♪ oh oh oh oh ♪ what's your kind of holiday? mom swaps one of my snacks for a yoplait. i don't mind, i mean it's orange crème. and when mom said bobby was too edgy... 'sup girl. i just swapped him out for tyler. 'sup girl. mom never questioned bobby again. two can play at this game. [ female announcer ] swap one snack a week for a yoplait. and everybody wins. yoplait. it is so good. for mcdonald's new jalapeno kicker sandwiches. brace yourself with heat from layers of jalapeno crisps, jalapeno slices, pepper jack cheese... and a cool creamy sauce that kicks in right when you need it. now through thursda
FOX
Nov 7, 2013 11:00pm EST
! [ girl ] make dinner pop! okay, you guys go strait upstairs --ury grands! go right to the bath. don't touch anything. hi, dears. hi, grandma. hi. welcome back, debra. how was your camping vacation? what's going on? raymond said you weren't getting back until tomorrow. yeah, i know, but between the rain and the bugs and the kids going nuts, decided we had enough vacation. is he in the office? hi, hi. oh, you're all muddy. what are you doing, ray? okay, all right, listen, i-i know what you're thinking -- really? then why aren't you protecting yourself? listen, i finished, okay? i ended up working through the night, this morning i was able to knock off the second, then i faxed it over to the guy. raymond worked very hard so he could get it all done so he could haveso- like you. ray, after everything we discussed, how could you go out -- [ telephone rings ] yeah, hello. yeah, this is me. i got to take this. i'm sorry. hello. oh, hi, robbie. you want some angel food cake and chocolate sauce? of course. listen, i have some news -- hey, how come he got so much chocolate sauce? you got the
FOX
Nov 8, 2013 11:00pm EST
my pillow. debr debra. what? does your father shower before he goes to bed? i don't know. we have to get a new bed. would you just go to sleep? my goodness, you should be happy to have some normal people in the house for a change. hey, say what you want about my father, he's never been naked in our bed. except for that one super bowl. you told me he was wearing underwear. just socks. we got to get a new bed. where are you going? thirsty. you know, if you listen real careful, you can hear my pillow screaming. everybody's getting naked iny bed except me. i am getting something to drink. warren: well, you have to do the homework. i was doing the homework, commandant. no, u weren't doing it right. the binder says to list our partner's positive qualities with exales. now, have you done any of that? fine. warren is very, very good at being controlling. controlling has two l's. let me see what else you wrote. get away from me. lois, show me what you wrote. i don't want to look ridiculous this week. that's right. all you care about is how you look. i don't even want to go to this thing. w
FOX
Nov 1, 2013 11:00pm EDT
what kind of girl stuff? i don't know. i don't know. bubble bath, tryin' on outfits, walkin' around with a book on her head. whatever helps you sleep at night, peaches. y, look, don't care what you think, all right? you don't have the facts. debra has a mustache. do you mean a lover? no! no, no, mom! it-- could you please never say the word "lover"? i mean, she's got a--a-- a lipular forestation. you know... fuzz thing. that's all. she just needs time for that kind of... maintenance. hey, i don't want to alarm you, son, but even if she had a big woolly, lumberjack beard, she wouldn't need a whole afternoon. raymond, there's something going on. all right, i don't care what she's doin' over there, all right? i gave her some time alone, and whatever she's doin', it's all right with me, all right? i totally understand, so let's just drop it. it's eatin' you up alive, isn't it, kid? no! no, it isn't. where u goin'? i'm goin' outside, all right, huh? or do yothink you're the king of where i go? 'cause you're not, ok? nobody is! very good, robbie. team effort. [sobbing] wout of landfills e
FOX
Nov 11, 2013 11:00pm EST
kind of emergency? i don't know. i save you frosomething, a flood, a fire. are there other people around? oh, come on, ma. well, it was just that wh it comes to acting under pressure, you're not exactly, uh -- but robertappens to be very capable. yeah, but that's his j. he's had training. even before the training. all right, let's say robert's not here. he's -- he's giving cpr to a kitten, okay? then -- then you want me. is your father available? what? say what you will about him, but when it comes to something like this, he can be very impressive. i mean, he's a fight. he's got that inr rage. actually, he's just looking fo excuse to use it. and yolike that? you're the one always complaining that he isn't sensitive enough. but you just don't want sensitive. i mean, sensitive doesn't scare off a burglar or -- or a peeping tom. that's a big problem around here, is it? how long does it take to make frickin' sandwich? you can't rush the love, frank. he's not the onlfighter, okay, ma? i'm tough, too. chair. i'm tough when the chips are down. what are you talking about? i'm tough when t
FOX
Nov 12, 2013 11:00pm EST
. okay, listen, you know what? i don't have a ticket for either of you. i'm sorry. i told gianni i was going to take him, and i'm going to take him. well, that's the way it should be, i guess. hey, why don't you getaymond. one of those bigime. number-one foam fingers and wave it in the air? because you're number one, raymd. you're number one! but remember this -- one is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. all right? all right, now that he's gone, give me my ticket. dad, i told you, i don't have one. fine! fine! do what you want. let me tell you this. i know what it's going to say on my tombstone -- my son went to the sup bl and now i'm dead. no, n't. no, don't, ma. don't do it. what? don't try to get me to change my mind, okay? i see you're firing up all the pistons in your little guilt mache. i don't have a guilt machine, raymond. all i have is the hope that our family coul happy. there's a lot of miles on that machine, but it runs like new. can you believe this? it's the best assignment i've ever gotten, and i can't even enjoy it now because everybody hates me. i understand
FOX
Nov 6, 2013 12:35am EST
i had no idea--on the phone, you made it sound kind of dinky. - well, i mean, i don't even have a paycheck yet. it is a start-up, so... these things go down all the time. - if this company's going down, i wanna go down on it. with it. i wanna go down with it. - are you cool to just hang out? - sure, no problem. - yeah? you ready? - yeah. - let's do it. - the pen delivery went amazing, and now i've got all these pens just waiting to unpacked. but pam did not tell me to unpack the pens, and i'm not one of those people who's just like, "uh, sure, i'll accept the pens when they come in," and then as soon as your back's turned, i unpack the pens and get all this credit as some great pen unpacker. on the other hand... they are just sitting here. pam didn't tell me not to unpack them. don't wanna be a busybody, but i don't wanna be a lazybones. busybody, lazybones. busybody, lazybones. aah! my brain is ping-ponging around in my head right now. it's insane. i'm sorry. what was your question again? oh, yeah. no. i've never had an espresso before. they're good, though. - a-bam! my favori
FOX
Nov 14, 2013 12:35am EST
you like the stink sack? - is it any good? - . you don't eat it. it's a toy, like a wishbone. you know, prettiest girl gets the stink sack. - thank you. - so when's the wedding? - um... actually, we are just friends. - that's what mose said about his lady scarecrow, and look what he did to that poor thing. - hello? - hey. back here. - [laughs] wow. seriously? oh, my gosh. is that champagne? - si, senor. [pop] - oh, jim, i should have told you i didn't get the job. - oh, man. i'm so sorry. are you all right? - oh, yeah. i'm mo than all right. there's just nothing to celebrate? - are you kidding? you're in philly. we're having dinner together. and this is just consolation champagne. it's from the part of france that immediately gave up to the nazis. - [chuckles] - here. - you're very quick on your feet. i remember you. funny. - all right, so tell me all about it. let's get together for the holidays. ♪ come on, people, now ♪ smile on your brother [ female announcer ] rich, creamy, breyers legendary vanilla. making holidays more delicious for over 140 years. making holidays more delici
FOX
Nov 1, 2013 12:35am EDT
him yourself. i don't wanna fire stanley. i never said that. i'm certainly not going to do it myself. get those big, baleful eyes staring at me. yikes. okay, just-- cumberland mills? and how did you get my résumé? oh, no, no. i'm very flattered. don't get me wrong. i'm just not sure that it's my official resume, or if it's something that maybe a satisfied customer posted online. what does it say under martial arts training? oh, okay, i'm gonna have to supplement that. could i have your fax number? would i ever leave this company? look, i'm all about loyalty. in fact, i feel like part of what i'm getting paid for here is my loyalty. but if there were somewhere else that valued that loyalty more highly, i'm going wherever they value loyalty the most. so you got the fax? so why didn't you add it to the res-- what do you mean? of course martial arts training is relevant. oh, excuse me. i know about a billion asians that would beg to differ. uh, yeah, i get a little frustrated when i'm dealing with incompetence. well, you know what? you can go to hell too. and i will see you there... bu
FOX
Nov 9, 2013 12:35am EST
. - no, no, no, no, you don't have to do that. - honestly, i don't mind. did you want me to wash it for you? - i don't know. are you gonna wash it, or are you gonna let it soak? - okay. [picks up piece of paper] here you go. - thank you. ♪ hey, that's the last cresnt! oh, did you want it? yeah. we'll split it. [ female annouer ] made fresh, so light, buttery and flakey. that's half. that's not half! guys, i have more. thanks, mom. [ female announcer ] do you have enough pillsbury crescents? so i should probably get the last roll... yeah but i practiced my bassoon. [ mom ] and i listened. [ brother ] i can do this. [ imitates robot ] everyone deserves ooey, gooey, pillsbury cinmon rolls. make the weekend pop. everyone deserves ooey, gooey, pillsbury cinmon rolls. these clorox wipes disinfect twice the surface of t "other and." so what's that look like? ♪ it looks a lot like that. clorox. disinfect twice as much. - so, frank, do you have any thoughts about what was done? by you? - maybe--maybe i could get the ball rolling. frank? hi. pam. i am so sorry if i've done anything to
FOX
Nov 14, 2013 11:00pm EST
. barone? well, i don't want to frighn you, but this is what your old vacuum has been missing. wow. it's what we call the "wow" factor. they build i ght into the system. this is the filth your family has been breathing. now you just dump it right down the drain. that is pretty amazing. yeah. now i'll show you how to do the drapes. you're going to do the drapes? no, no, silly. the humm vac's going to do the drapes. i'm just going to take the credit. i have never been more attracted to you in my entire life. want to try? okay. your first te. i envy you. hello, dears. [ vacuum cleaner shuts off ] hi, marie. hi. i was passing by my window, and i couldn't help seeing into your window, and i notice you bought a new vacuum. it's amazing what this thing picks up, marie, and no bags! no bags! am so glad this worked out. what do you mean? well, when t saleslady called me and told me she had the greatest cleaning innovation since the broom, i immediately thought of you. you sent her over here? of course. d not know tha well, you two enjoy. i would ner want to interfere with housework. now might b
FOX
Nov 2, 2013 12:35am EDT
for an emergency, call me. i'll be there-- - you know what? i don't know where the years went. 'cause sometimes when i look at my hands, i don't even recognize them. - tell me about it. - whose hands are these? they're not my hands. i don't know. - all right. you know what? maybe we'll just-- - uhh-- - we'll go slow. - no. jim... [bottle clangs] - all right, check it out, huh? [cheers and applause] like a phoenix from the ashes. ksshhhh! - nice. - pretty soon, we're gonna be at the ceiling. - whoo! - can you hand me a card? - um, it's empty. - what? - oh, come on. we could use a blank card. all: no! - that's cheating. - i could get us a complaint. - you? little miss priss? you wouldn't fart on a butterfly. - no, i wouldn't. i can't even relate to that impulse. but i bet i could get us a customer complaint. i'd like to try. - hmm. yeah. - all right. - yeah, go, pam! pam... [all chanting "pam"] - what? why did you call me out here? - the target-- it's oscar, isn't it? he and the senator are gaying each other. - i don't know what you're talking about. - your nostrils tell a different story. they f
FOX
Nov 12, 2013 12:35am EST
think you're doing? - just gonna call the scranton white pages and clear this right up. - don't you dare, an. [phone line rings] - hello? - oh... - hey, jan. nard dog her - oh, an... - i wasust looking over the paperwork. i found a little hiccup. - really?.. - yeah, it apars my employee offered you a price that he was not authorized to. - hmm. - coolio. - seriously? you're calling me a few weeks after falizing our contract to gouge me now for mo money? is that what you're doing? - coolio. i'm coolio. - no, no, non, i think you misunderstood. - yeah. - i'm coolio. - it's--it's actually just an issue-- - you know what, uh, nard dog? there is an opon in the contract that allows me to back out within 30 days of signing, so i would like to exercise tt option. - no, jan, please do not listen to this boob! member clark.e gave you everything. everything. - jan, i don't know what he's tki about, but-- - tell angela to send me final invoice. - uh-- [click, dial tone] - please, ja--ja-- - h... oh... that was not... how i had hoped that would go. happy birthday! it's a paintg easel! the tide's comin
FOX
Nov 13, 2013 12:35am EST
, dark places. - andy, don't. no good can come from snooping. - i'm not snooping. there's just some crud on her screen. - you're clearly snooping. - that's kind of uncool, man. - andy. - aw, come on. - that's her private property. - boo! - uh, hello? who's snooping on who now? - what does that even mean? everyone, just... - what's it say? - please stop. - put it down. - come on, andy. - yeah, put it down. - that's her private property. - oh, my god. - see? - that's what nosy'll get you. - told you so. - it just doesn't make any sense. - darryl, clark, kevin, toby, plop, take a knee. all right, you guys are gonna think i'm psycho again. couldn't shake this feeling that erin's dating someone, so i looked at her phone. - man, you can't do that stuff. you'll only find pain. when my ex-wife got into my email account, she was devastated. - too late. i found out she's been texting a guy named pete. does anybody know a pete? - pete. - hmm. - petwhat? - it just occurred to me that andy has been calling me plop for so long, he forgot my real name... which is pete. ♪ filming a card to send to the
FOX
Nov 5, 2013 12:35am EST
. - let's get darryl val. - i hope you don't mind me bringinyou out here. i can't get my knees under a desk. - are you kidding me? i could literally scalp tickets to this. - well, you think you could sink one from deep? - listen, i don't mean to intimidate you, but i did play a little high school ball. - okay. wow. halpert's got game. all right. [cell phone rings] - oh, sorry. i'm so sorry. this is my wife. cai take this? - if it's your wife, you better take it. - right? [laughs] hey, what's up? everything okay? - oh, no. everything's great. um, i was just calling to see, uh, how the meeting went. - oh, it's still happeng right now, actually, so-- - he's, uh, really making you work for it, huh? - yes, it is very stressful. are you sure everything's okay? - great. i am killing it over here. [splat] jim, i gotta go. - okay, bye. so sorry about that. - oh, no problem. hey, jim, what size do you wear, man? i got a pair of japanese nikes with your name on 'em. what do you think? - i love it. - once it's all over your head, just leave it there for four hours. that will be enough time for t
FOX
Nov 8, 2013 12:35am EST
included picking carrots, scrubbing tubs, sewing imitation levi's. a lot of telemarketing. - i don't wanna sit near any of those people for the next 20 years. someone say something. - i said something when they were thinking of hiring jim. didn't work then. and now look what he's doing to us. - yeah, jim, this is all your fault. - h is it my fault? - here's an exercise for you, jim. imagine there are consequences to your actions. imagine the whole world does n revolve around this. there are others. - but it's dwight who's bringing in all the weirdos. - yeah, but, jim, dwight's a weirdo. we can't blame a weirdo for bringing in weirdos. we can blame a normal for creating a situation here a weirdo was allowed to bring in weirdos. - hey, i'm the one who has to sit next to this weirdo when jim's away. i'm in a position where i'm rooting for nate, and that just feels wrong. [sighs] forget it. i need to work on my mural. i have some pointy trees that i neeto round off. so just go ahead and eat dinner without me, okay? yeah. love you, too. [ man on radio ] ...82 degrees by this afternoon. oh! hell
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